Yo, can you even imagine Trump as the Prez again? 😂 Picture this: Meetings start with a golf swing, and national security briefings come with a side of Big Macs. 🍔🍟 He'd probably rename Air Force One to "Trump Force One" and fly it with his own hair as the co-pilot! ✈️💨 Every speech would be a stand-up comedy gig, with him roasting everyone from world leaders to his own cabinet. "Folks, I know words, the best words. Believe me, no one knows words like I do!" 🤣 And every Friday? Mandatory "You're Fired" day! Hope the White House has a revolving door! 🚪💼 