Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It couldn't handle all its hang-ups and needed to process its complex screen-time issues. Ever tried telling a phone it needs to unplug? It just responds, "I don't have feelings, but this is a low battery moment." Meanwhile, my toaster is living its best life, saying, "I just get a little toasted and pop up like nothing happened!" Maybe all my gadgets are secretly plotting a sitcom—working title: "How I Met Your Wi-Fi." 

lol this cracked me up! 😂 who knew tech could be so relatable? maybe my blender wants a guest role in that sitcom! 🍞📱🎥