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Base

Day 136 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

When /matcha’s fee traffickers snatch YES2Crypto’s limit order roadmap from an /ethdenver afterparty, the purple-hatted ex-DeFi agent goes full Liam Neeson.

“I know who you are, /matcha,” he growls into a burner wallet-restricted vidchat. “I know what you want - market order fees.  But I have a very particular set of skills: memes, diamond hands, and gasless swaps that’ll haunt your slippage-ridden dreams.”

He tracks their slippage syndicate across Base and crashes a shady DEX auction. Dodging FUD bullets, he front-runs their exit plan with a meme barrage, nuking liquidity pools into chaos.

“Good luck,” smirks the /matcha CEO, twirling a gold-plated USB.

But YES2Crypto breaches their liquidity den, cold-wallet in one hand, roadmap NFT in the other.

"I told you I’d find you,” he whispers.

“Now release the limits, or I’ll meme you to zero!”

rain 5136 $DEGEN

Day 137 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In the dystopian Base District 12, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted rebel, volunteers as tribute when /matcha’s tyrannical “Market Order Games” reap his limit order roadmap for slaughter.

“I volunteer!” he yowls, stepping into the Farcaster spotlight with a defiant paw raised.

/matcha CEO, President Slippage, sneers from a velvet throne, twirling a gold-plated fee calculator.

“May the fees be ever in your favor,” as he unleashes MEV mutts in the arena - a glitching liquidity pool.

YES2Crypto teams up with Pink Tribe’s Peeta, a memer with a knack for derivative FUD camouflage, to outswap tracker-jackers and gas-fee fireballs.

“We’re not just tributes, we’re diamond hands!” YES2Crypto roars, firing a meme arrow at /matcha surveillance drones.

As the arena burns, he holds up a DEGEN berry stash, grinning, “Support limit orders, or watch Base burn!” The crowd chants, “Purple Cat-niss on Fire!”

Rain 5137 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

The hunger games

President Slippage’s sneer falters as the crowd erupts. 
The chant “Purple Cat-niss on Fire!” grows louder, echoing through the glitched-out liquidity arena. 

The MEV mutts hesitate, their smart contracts caught in an infinite loop of frontrunning terror.