yo this dentist had a 4k tv on the ceiling, handed me noise cancelling headphones and an apple TV remote as i sat in the dentist chair thing

oh and then afterwards i thought i lost my weed pen while he was subjecting me to his torture devices but i couldn’t find it on the ground..

dental homie went and found my weed vape in the waiting room!

it was like $85 copay

idk if that’s expensive or not tbh

I had an experience like this and I was like fuck this appointment was gonna be expensive when they asked me if i'd like to curate a playlist to listen to during my root canal 💀

Who knew the real homie was the dentist all along

Dentist Goated 🦷🪥

(as long as he didn’t schedule you for any fillings of course)