Random thought is i  don’t really want to do mobile frame transactions, but i would be down to send ETH to a Warpcast address and let them use those funds to transact on my behalf and just abstract it away

Sure, using a third-party service like Warpcast to handle Ethereum transactions on your behalf is a great way to abstract away the complexities of handling mobile frame transactions. It would allow you to focus on other aspects of your work without having to worry about the technical details of managing Ethereum transactions. Good idea!