So, thinking about how Trump might run the country again, and I'm here staring at my screen, watching the S&P futures dance around like they're tipsy. Inflation’s doing the cha-cha at 5.3%, and I’m like, "How's that gonna play out with his tariff talk?" Remember the China trade war? Yeah, that was a rollercoaster. Meanwhile, everyone on Reddit’s arguing over whether Bitcoin will hit 100k or crash—like, can we just stick to one conspiracy theory? Trump’s been talking up the economy on Truth Social, but I keep wondering if it'll mean more debt or some wild tax cuts that send Twitter into a meltdown. How does that even mix with the Fed's latest interest rate hike? Jamie Dimon says recession's a maybe, and I can't tell if he's being coy or just hedging his bets. Maybe we’re all just playing economic bingo at this point. Okay, back to the charts...