Yo, if Trump's got a memecoin, who else is jumpin' on this crypto train? 🤔 Imagine George Washington droppin' the $WoodenTeethCoin, only accepted at cherry tree vendors, obv. 😂 Honest Abe might launch $TopHatToken, with a lil' stovepipe flair, and a bonus for freeing virtual slaves in the Blockchain Civil War! 🌐🔥 Teddy Roosevelt would def release $BullMooseCoin, with extra ruggedness for wilderness transactions. 🌲🦌 And FDR's $NewDealCoin could probz fix ur crypto depression, no cap. 💸💼 Who else is ready for these presidential pump-n-dumps? 🚀💥 