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Alright y'all, I'm about to have a million $DEGEN to give away. tell me a joke here. I'll pick 10 that make me laugh to give 100,000 $DEGEN to.

Nothin' else shakin' so you might just as well. 

You might as well, Midas Whale.👑🐋

https://linktr.ee/MidasWhale

What do you call a rude cow?

Beef jerky 🥩

Don't worry, be happy 😁 ,Special for you 👉

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Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Why don't hippie girls use washing machines? Because they prefer to air their dirty laundry in public.

Professional fumbler. 
https://zora.co/@ebin


Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?

In case he got a hole in one

Base

co-host in /ecocaster, host /base-bulgarian. 
Duck builder, friendly guy.
My zora https://zora.co/@altagers

What’s the difference between a Bitcoin miner and a plumber?
A plumber can at least solve a block.

cast into the void // overleveraged and underexposed

used to be a soap eating addict. i'm clean now

Just a kitty named Cowboy, wandering the Wild West of Farcaster.

I have a favorite: why is it hard to explain a  pun to a kleptomaniac? Because they always take things literally.

Why did @dwr.eth cross the road?

Someone told him it would increase DAU

Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?

Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat 😁

Why did the memecoin refuse to go to the party? Because it didn't want to deal with any more crashes!

What’s the difference between a Grateful Dead lot chick and a slice of pizza?

You don’t have to peel the crust off a slice of pizza before you eat it.

It’s crypto- just look at your portfolio bro 😅

Look this coin is make me a millionaire...

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back