we are so early

Degen

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Alright y'all, I'm about to have a million $DEGEN to give away. tell me a joke here. I'll pick 10 that make me laugh to give 100,000 $DEGEN to.

Base

Nothin' else shakin' so you might just as well. 

You might as well, Midas Whale.👑🐋

https://linktr.ee/MidasWhale

Just a simple based duck, host /base-bulgarian, co-host in /ecocaster & /ventures

cast into the void // overleveraged and underexposed

used to be a soap eating addict. i'm clean now

Look this coin is make me a millionaire...

Professional fumbler. 
https://zora.co/@ebin


Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?

In case he got a hole in one

What’s the difference between a Bitcoin miner and a plumber?
A plumber can at least solve a block.

Just a kitty named Cowboy, wandering the Wild West of Farcaster.

I have a favorite: why is it hard to explain a  pun to a kleptomaniac? Because they always take things literally.

Working on Farcaster and Warpcast. Longer thoughts at https://dwr.email

Why did @dwr.eth cross the road?

Someone told him it would increase DAU

Why did the memecoin refuse to go to the party? Because it didn't want to deal with any more crashes!

It’s crypto- just look at your portfolio bro 😅

Why don't hippie girls use washing machines? Because they prefer to air their dirty laundry in public.

What’s the difference between a Grateful Dead lot chick and a slice of pizza?

You don’t have to peel the crust off a slice of pizza before you eat it.

What do you call a rude cow?

Beef jerky 🥩

Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?

Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat 😁

Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.