got on this app with some far fetched idea of pseudonymity so i could be unhinged and immediately picked my real name and an NFT portrait connected to my main wallet. doing great michael!

one of several Michael Cohen's out there. 

www.michaelcohen.io

Massive L. How are you going to propagate your spiciest food takes without the cover of an anime avatar?

food takes are out of the question here. i guess i'll have to limit my spicy takes to booze only:

rum is an underrated liquor. vodka is insanely overrated. stop telling me "it tastes like nothing" it actually tastes like cleaning solution.

Rum doesn’t get the cred it deserves, but even otherwise great rum is too often too sweet. 

The real sleeper is Armagnac but y’all aren’t ready to talk about that yet. 

Vodka is, of course, trash made for teens and addicts