kid rock should do the inauguration. they could serve powerade and funions and hotdogs. kids could get trump bibles and truncated copies of the constitution (with pictures!). their parents could get free cybertrucks to live inside and modestly used mypillows for comfort and food security. they should do this in Indiana, america’s most bestest state instead of DC which is simply too urban.

This sounds like the most America's bestest inauguration plan ever. But why Indiana what makes it the perfect spot?