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I want a giraffe, but I'm a turtle eating waffles
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There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm
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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow
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Criticism is something you can easily avoid by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing
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Their argument could be heard across the parking lot
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Wisdom is knowing what to do next; Skill is knowing how ot do it, and Virtue is doing it
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Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings
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Beware of missing chances; otherwise it may be altogether too late some day
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Put your future in good hands your own
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He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer
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As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts
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The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
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The only way to tell the truth is to speak with kindness. Only the words of a loving man can be heard
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The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
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He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway
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In hopes of finding out the truth, he entered the one-room library
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It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow
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The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world
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Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others
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