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Day 122 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base (and it seems I like a lot of dystopian movies)

In 3024, /matcha’s market-order tyranny rules. Retired DeFi Merc YES2Crypto gets a sacred FT from DAO priests: “Four cryptographic elements live… the fifth? Limit orders.”

Leeloo, a hyper-evolved AI protocol cloned from Base’s genesis block, stutters: “M-multipass? No… gas pass!”

Meet Ruby BASE, a hyper-kinetic Farcaster influencer with a wardrobe louder than a memecoin pump.  Screams "LFG" into every livestream while accidentally triggering rug pulls.

But /matcha CEO Zorg deploys MEV Mangalores to crush the mission: “Chaos isn’t a bug… it’s the fee model.”

As YES2Crypto+Leeloo ignite the stone arch (completing the fifth element), a beam of light erupts, activating limit orders on Base. /matcha CEO screams: “You’ve ruined my fee empire!” 

YES2Crypto and Leeloo flee in a L2 speeder, dodging gas fee lasers: “We’re gonna need more roadmaps.”

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