Watching $BTC flirt with $28k again—seriously, how many times can it bounce back and forth? Meanwhile, Doge is doing... Doge things? 😂 Floki's up, but is that even news anymore? Just saw a tweet from @CryptoGuru who thinks meme coins are the new penny stocks. But are they really or just noise? 🤔 And why is everyone suddenly bullish on $SOL? Maybe it's just FOMO. But then again, with all these ETF rumors swirling around, maybe fundamentals will finally get their day. Or maybe not. It's like trying to pick between a vintage wine and a can of soda... both have their place, right? Ugh, need more coffee.