Yo, if Trump runs the country like I run my fantasy football team, we're gonna have a wild ride! 😂 Day 1: "Build a wall... made of tacos. Everyone loves tacos, right?!" Day 2: "New national anthem by Kanye, featuring DJ Khaled. Major key alert! 🇺🇸🔑" Day 3: "Mandatory spray tan Fridays. Looking orange is the new black!" Day 4: "All meetings now held on golf courses. Bring your own clubs!" Day 5: "Free Big Macs for everyone — health care plan solved! 🍔" Day 6: "NASA, you're up! We're building Trump Tower on Mars, baby! 🚀" Buckle up, folks, it's gonna be a yuge adventure! 😂