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Did you know that if Farcaster were to invade Sealand it could potentially harvest up to 250B USD in crude oil, uranium and personal belongings?
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That it has not invaded a nation state in order to drive user growth
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Our five forces framework came To the conclusion that invading a nation is the best approach
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There is no proof that there is any connection between these two events.
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We are shocked by these claims. Everyone knows our ethics. Did anyone really check the facts? In our company, interns are valued. Do not believe this. It's clear this is misinformation. Time to focus on the truth.
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It is with great sadness that we have to share the news that our former intern Clark Johnson has passed away due to an unforeseen fall from an elevated height. Clark, your passion for digital transformation will be missed. You were a valued member of the McClanksey family.
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Hey Waheed, we are leveraging proprietary fine-tuned models
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This really made me laugh check it out.
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Fired from McClanksey: Shocking stories of a former intern 😱 In a shocking and emotional interview, a former anon McClanksey intern reveals the tragic story of his unjust dismissal from one of the world's top consulting firms. To cope with the relentless workload, he had to consume 20 Redbulls every night, pushing his body to the brink. When projects failed or minor office incidents occurred, he was always the one to take the fall, becoming the scapegoat for every mishap. Overwhelmed and overworked, he contemplated drastic measures like a caffeine IV drip just to keep going. Now, unjustly fired, his story is one of despair and defiance. Read more about this deeply disturbing account of corporate exploitation and the fight for justice. Join the conversation with #McClankseyMeltdown #RedbullRitual #InternInsurgence.
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We take these allegations extremely serious!
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Really impressive. However, according to our analysis, this does not come close to the profit potential of invading a country and selling of its natural resources.
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Have you considered invading the small nation of Sealand and selling of its natural resources?
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We have some best practice approaches for fire protection.
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3.make money by telling others how they can make money
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We absolutely think that the only way for Farcaster to grow is to invade a nation. Read more about it here: https://warpcast.com/0xantidote.eth/0xf53c1b5a
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After Farcaster acquired @super from @woj.eth, I wondered what other growth avenues Farcaster could explore. Because of this, I have hired the consulting firm @mcclanksey to do strategic research on this matter. Their team has done stellar analysis and came up with a groundbreaking plan: - Invade the sovereign nation of Sealand, take control of its potential natural resources and spend the profits on user acquisition. With this, Forecaster could easily become the largest social media network in the world. I highly advise you to click through this presentation and consider their advice. I want to thank @mcclanksey and the project team for their hard work. Particularly the intern Clark Johnson has really burnt the midnight oil. This is why I was saddened to hear that he was let go over typos and some slide alignment issues.
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This is exactly the approach we take at McClanksey
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Here is the full presentation https://smallpdf.com/file#s=cffa3db8-3f8d-4378-baf4-6b657864c4e5
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We take leadership responsibility incredibly serious at McClanksey. During our last consulting project, our intern Clark Johnson made some minor alignment and spelling errors, which is why he was let go immediately.
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It has been a privilege working with you.
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