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F*cking dropped him…
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the worst part of parallel parking is the witness
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when archaeologists worked from home during the pandemic
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the British shipping the great pyramid of Giza to the British museum (1882)
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What brand logos would have looked like in the middle ages πŸ’€
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museum workers be like:
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no one: Rats in Europe in 1346:
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"he's not unemployed, he's a curator and art historian"
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"you still going out tonight?" me:
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I get hungry every time I see this bowl of Assyrian Cuneiform tablets
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studying Rothko like
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some British dude coming back from vacation
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Edward Hopper drew this to express his jealousy of his wife’s cat
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RT if you're still pissed about the Library of Alexandria
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In 2009 while watching Stewart Little, Hungarian art historian Gergely Barki, saw the painting "𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨 π˜“π˜’π˜₯𝘺 𝘸π˜ͺ𝘡𝘩 π˜‰π˜­π˜’π˜€π˜¬ 𝘝𝘒𝘴𝘦" by RΓ³bert BerΓ©ny. It had been missing for 80 years and had been used as a prop. It was the original
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a hunting party uses their hound to unmask a heretic
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thinking about replacing all my app icons with bad medieval paintings
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painter: are you comfortable with nudity? model: um I guess so painter: excellent!
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"the password is on the back of the router" the back of the router:
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