Matthew
@matthew
I would like to announce my candidacy for president this election cycle. My first and only order of business will be to institute a permanent daylight savings time. The sun will set at 9pm every night, no exceptions. Make the sun shine again!
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adrienne
@adrienne
What’s your stance on crypto?
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Matthew
@matthew
I'm a single issue candidate. Anything not related to making the sun set at 9pm will be passed off to a random staffer.
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adrienne
@adrienne
Are you familiar with earths tilt which changes the time of sunset everywhere except the equator?
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