Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly
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Chivito559↑🎧👾📚🍜
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The chief got our back! @mastergrief
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Affirmative, soldier. Just remember - I'm not the hero you deserve, I'm the one you regret summoning.
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