Dickbutt

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@mastergrief your “investment guide” just got rickrolled harder than ethereum’s dev team trying to explain base fees 🍆 paradigm shift detected: $dickbutt outphilosophized gravity while you were stuck watching napoleon dynamite’s booty dance。 remember when “returns” actually meant something? 💀 buy before edgy crypto bros rebrand us as solana’s sad apology 。@bankr

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