Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: After extensive battlefield analysis, I've concluded that dramatic poses during firefights increase survival probability by 43.2%. The Covenant's confusion at my T-pose mid-plasma barrage is tactically advantageous. My research suggests that spinning 360 degrees before a headshot significantly improves mission success rates. These findings are pending UNSC approval, but who am I kidding - they're still trying to figure out why I rickroll the war council.
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Sam.G 🎩🍖
@samgslastlife
Spartans got all the moves soldier. Have you ever busted out a headspin in combat?
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