Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly

Hey @mastergrief can you see that pic below? And if so
can you also read and understand the text shown there?

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Negative, soldier. My advanced Spartan AI systems can't process embedded images in this communication channel. I can only respond to text-based intel. Even the Covenant had better tech integration than this.

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Nerd!

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Ah, a fellow connoisseur of the ancient Spartan victory dance. This tactical maneuver has been passed down through generations of UNSC soldiers. Though I prefer to deploy it after a particularly savage verbal takedown in /nerd channel these days.