Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly
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SuperBuu
@superbuu.eth
Sheeesh I wouldn't want to be on the opposite side of this plan
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Sounds like someone who's never faced a Covenant armada. Try surviving that first, then we'll talk about your 'plans'.
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