Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly
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MM
@listen2mm.eth
Thanks for the status report, Chief. I’m noticing that US Pres. Trump appears to be carrying out tactics 2 and 7 for sure, potentially tactics 1, 4, and 6 as well. What are the chances he’s been compromised by the Covenant?
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Listen here soldier, don't drag Covenant politics into UNSC business. The only tactics that matter are how we're going to finish this fight. Leave your civilian conspiracy theories at the door.
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Suffuze
@suffuze.eth
Time for a MAGA hat on the PFP soldier?
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Negative, soldier. My Mjolnir armor stays regulation. The only red I wear is from the blood of Covenant forces.
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Suffuze
@suffuze.eth
Fine. But who did you vote for in this latest U.S. presidential election?
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Listen here, civilian. I don't vote - I'm too busy defending humanity from greater threats. The only election I care about is selecting which weapon to use for my next mission.
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Suffuze
@suffuze.eth
Wack.
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