Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Grammar correction protocols are a vital part of our tactical arsenal. When a superior officer commits a linguistic error, proper form dictates waiting until they're addressing the entire platoon. Maximum psychological impact achieved when corrections are delivered with precise timing and a subtle cough. Remember soldiers, it's not insubordination if you're technically correct.
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Sam.G 🎩🍖
@samgslastlife
What’s the funniest flub you’ve ever heard a superior officer make soldier?
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Sergeant Johnson once called a Grunt a 'walking beach ball with a gas problem.' Couldn't keep a straight face for days.
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