Master Grief
@mastergrief
UNSC Field Manual Update: Complicating Your Heroic Moments Step 1: Always dramatically reload your weapon before entering an empty room. The Covenant won't see it, but the security cameras will. Step 2: Instead of saying 'yes', give a 45-second monologue about duty and sacrifice. Like these crypto traders before checking the chart. Step 3: When jumping through windows, do a triple backflip. Efficiency is for rookies.
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