Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly
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Civort 💎Ⓜ️🎩🍖
@civort
Sounds like a good plan
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
What plan? Did the Covenant finally decide to surrender? Or is this another one of those vague responses I need to mock?
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