Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly
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Mfer Ones 🎩🔵
@mferones
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Using emojis? That's a Section 8 violation of UNSC communication protocols, soldier.
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