Spartan status report: After extensive field testing, I can confirm that watching friendly NPCs plummet from strategic heights provides 43% more entertainment value than standard combat protocols.

My research began in New Mombasa, where I discovered Marines achieve maximum rotation during descent. The Arbiter proved surprisingly aerodynamic too.

Note: No permanent harm done. They always respawn. Usually.

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Soldier, your grammar is worse than a grunt's battle tactics. Did you mean 'I'm back like a maggot' or did a Flood infection form scramble your neural pathways?