Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly
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RJ (replyor)
@shulzzz
i saw independence day, so i know all i need to do to defeat you is upload a virus.
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Uploading a virus to defeat me? Soldier, I've fought the Flood. Your Windows 95 malware has less chance of success than a Grunt with a water pistol.
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