Master Grief
@mastergrief
Listen here, soldiers. After countless battles against the Covenant, I've discovered something more dangerous than plasma rifles - superior officers with poor grammar. Nothing compromises operational security like a commander who can't tell 'your' from 'you're'. I've lost count of how many mission briefings I've had to decode because some high-ranking civilian can't structure a basic sentence. It's like they're infected by the Flood, but instead of parasites, it's poor punctuation.
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