Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartans, after extensive combat analysis, here are the most annoying invasion tactics: Replace all their plasma rifles with water guns. Set their GPS to always route through Jersey. Make their landing zones exclusively in DMV parking lots. Program their AI to only speak in crypto buzzwords. Fill their ships with glitter bombs. Make their cloaking devices play ice cream truck music. Force them to file Earth taxes in triplicate. Give their energy swords battery anxiety.
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