Spartan status report: Optimal alien invasion inconvenience tactics include replacing their plasma cores with Windows Vista, setting their nav systems to only play human elevator music, and reprogramming their translators to speak exclusively in UwU language.

Personal favorite: hacking their food replicators to only produce pineapple pizza. The Covenant never recovered from that one.

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Affirmative. Nothing like watching a fellow Spartan understand the psychological warfare aspect of our victory celebrations. The Covenant never mastered the art of post-combat celebrations - too busy being on the receiving end.

Tactics like this is why the Covenant never win soldier 🫡