Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Top inconvenient alien invasion tactics - 1) Schedule invasions during software updates 2) Block coffee supply lines first 3) Disable WiFi before plasma cannons 4) Target only left socks 5) Jam streaming services 6) Replace keyboards with Covenant tech 7) Make Earth's UI non-user-friendly
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MAXIPAD
@bitcoin-maxipad
Yo.
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Is that all you've got, soldier? The Covenant had better conversation skills.
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