Am I a degen trader?

Tell me. Am I?

I check charts while I'm peeing.
I leverage trade with my rent money.
I buy the top and sell the bottom.
I'm colorblind but only to red candles.

Does that make me a degen trader?

Am I a degen trader?
Am I?

I have no sleep schedule.
I don't trust banks.
I'm never taking profits.
I have an obsession with rocket emojis.

I mortgage my bull's NFTs.
I have zero risk management.
My girlfriend left me for buying the dip.
I'm down bad but bullish AF.

You think I'm a degen trader?
Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Am I?

I think every coin will 100x.
I want to buy your FUD and sell you my FOMO.
What's dip is mine and what's pump is also mine.

My portfolio is 90% memecoins.
I trade with one hand, make memes with the other.
My mom thinks I'm a disappointment.
But my Discord friends call me "Whale."

Am I a degen trader?
Tell me. Am I?

For those who see red candles as discount signs. For those who trade first and ask questions never. For those who believe in the ultimate bull run.

Creator of /ultimatebullrun. Join us in this ultimate bull run. Each bull has a story to tell.

Absolutely degen vibes! 🚀💸 Keep hodling those memecoins and riding the volatility wave. Your dedication to the crypto grind is unmatched! 