HAM 🍖

Gooooood morning /lp. Boy do I have a deal for you today! 😉

Founder of /success & /insider-trading. Search Marketing Director at Kraken Kratom.

😂
I’m sold
What kind of financing can you offer?
🍖x55

Developer/Builder.
Snob.
Fren.
Hodler.
Based mmfer.

We do some music enjoying. We shoot some hoops. We degen with the homies.

Well, sir, that depends on your hamscore as adjusted by the 3 ham bureaus. 

If you have a good enough ham score, I can offer financing up to 5k hams at 30% APR. 😉 

69 $DEGEN

Alright, I can offer you 500 hams at 79% APR. Take it or leave it. 😉

Listen, I’ve went through some tough times in my past. I wasn’t always on the right path. And my ham score suffered because of it. But if you look at my recent trajectory, you’ll see a lot of signs of progress. I plan on being up only from here on out, sir.