Cmkakaka

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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"I'm writing my autobiography in disappearing ink."

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.

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"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

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"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

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"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

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"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

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"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

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"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

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"I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it."

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

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I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.

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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

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I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it's hard to find good players

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

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"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

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"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"

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