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The Jab Lab

🚨 DGENS THE LAB COOKED UP THE PICKS NOW IT’S TIME TO FEAST! 🚨

Alright, listen up! We locked ourselves in a dark room with fight tape, bad coffee, and Vinny the Leg Breaker breathing down our necks. After hours of sweating over takedown stats and significant strikes per minute, we’ve finally emerged with THE OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 254 PICKS!

🥩 PRELIMS – Meat & Potatoes Fights

🥋 Judice - Dec (More control than your ex with your Netflix login.)
👊 Nunes - Dec (Tougher than overcooked steak.)
🥋 Lima - Dec (Moving quicker than a scammer with your credit card info.)
👊 Luciano - Dec (Clinching tighter than your aunt’s hug at a family reunion.)
🥋 Musasa - KO (Winging hooks like he’s getting paid per whiff.)
👊 Su Young - Dec (Fundamental as PB&J, but it works.)
🥋 Cortes Acosta - KO (Throwing hands like he lost a bar tab.)

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