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🚨 CALL THE BOOKIE BURTSTRADAMUS UFC 313 PICKS JUST DROPPED!!!! 🚨

     DGENS, it’s time to place those bets and pray these picks hit because if they don’t, Vinny the Leg Breaker might be sliding into our DMs asking if we prefer crutches or a wheelchair. 🤣😅

PRELIMS

👊 Santos Dec
👊 Castaneda Dec
👊 Marshall Sub (underdog)
👊 Leal Dec
👊 Ferreira KO (underdog)
👊 Van TKO
👊 Blaydes Dec

MAIN CARD

👊 Ruffy KO
👊 Lucindo Dec
👊 Bahamondes KO
👊 Gaethje Dec (underdog)
👊 Pereira KO

    Are we cashing out or heading into witness protection?
Drop your picks below and let’s see who’s eating good and who’s explaining things to Vinny! 💀👇

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