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Manny Sakuraba🎩 🍖
@mannysakuraba
🚨 DGENS THE LAB COOKED UP THE PICKS NOW IT’S TIME TO FEAST! 🚨 Alright, listen up! We locked ourselves in a dark room with fight tape, bad coffee, and Vinny the Leg Breaker breathing down our necks. After hours of sweating over takedown stats and significant strikes per minute, we’ve finally emerged with THE OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 254 PICKS! 🥩 PRELIMS – Meat & Potatoes Fights 🥋 Judice - Dec (More control than your ex with your Netflix login.) 👊 Nunes - Dec (Tougher than overcooked steak.) 🥋 Lima - Dec (Moving quicker than a scammer with your credit card info.) 👊 Luciano - Dec (Clinching tighter than your aunt’s hug at a family reunion.) 🥋 Musasa - KO (Winging hooks like he’s getting paid per whiff.) 👊 Su Young - Dec (Fundamental as PB&J, but it works.) 🥋 Cortes Acosta - KO (Throwing hands like he lost a bar tab.)
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Manny Sakuraba🎩 🍖
@mannysakuraba
🔥 MAIN CARD – Where the Real Chaos Begins 👊 Vallejos - Dec (Pace like a Chihuahua on pre-workout.) 🥋 Nurgozhay - Dec (Wrestling so smothering it should come with a warning label.) 👊 Blackshear - Sub (Back control tighter than TSA at the airport.) 🥋 Hernandez - Dec (More energy than a toddler on Skittles.) 👊 Njokuani - KO (Underdog pick! Letting the hands fly like he’s late on child support!) 🥋 Vettori - Dec (Granite chin, cardio for days, stubborn as ever.) 💀 FINAL THOUGHTS: •If we go 13-0, we’re buying The Jab Lab a gold-plated mouthguard. •If we go 0-13, blame Vinny. •If you tail these picks, remember, this is for fun, not a retirement plan.
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Manny Sakuraba🎩 🍖
@mannysakuraba
💀 DGENS, these picks? Strictly for entertainment, debates, and the love of watching trained maniacs punch each other in the face. Look, we break down fights, not your financial future. DO NOT: ❌ Bet the rent. ❌ Empty your savings. ❌ “Borrow” from Vinny the Leg Breaker thinking you found the next “sure thing.” MMA is organized chaos one sloppy takedown, one desperation spinning backfist, and suddenly, your “lock of the night” is snoring on the canvas while you’re left explaining to Vinny why your parlay died in 45 seconds. Bet responsibly, DGENS… or start working on your best “I swear I’ll pay you next week” face. 💀😂
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