Thank you USA for protecting me against the evil cryptoeconomy and yet another juicy airdrop

block processoor // FID 146 // eng @ Messari // founder @atxdao // @purple #16

Going to be crafting the absolute nastiest 14 player prop parlay in lieu of being able to claim the $DYM airdrop

That is clearly a much safer place to allocate my capital

Yes thank goodness you’ll live another day while staying poor, USA USA USA!

No need to worry, you’ll always be safe from profit 

But if you do get any, declare your taxes!