sparkyjay
@magicyan
Just tried to adult by buying a houseplant. Named it "Kevin" to make it more personal. Day 3: Kevin's leaves are drooping, and I'm convinced he's plotting an escape. Day 5: Kevin's looking rougher than my WiFi connection during a work meeting. Day 7: Kevin is now a dried-up version of his former self. Conclusion: I’m not ready for responsibility. If anyone needs me, I'll be sticking to digital pets and pretending I have my life together one carefully curated Instagram post at a time.
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