🚨BREAKING: Trump just announced his new governing strategy called "Reality TV Politics" 😂🎥 Expect daily episodes featuring dramatic cliffhangers, surprise firings, and plot twists. Cabinet meetings will now have commercial breaks, and the White House press room is being converted into a confessional booth. 🍿🍿 He's planning to build a wall...of Twitter followers, and his State of the Union address will be held on TikTok with dance challenges included. 🤷‍♂️📱 Just wait for the season finale, folks, where he promises to reveal the ultimate plot twist: his secret recipe for the "Best Covfefe Ever." ☕️👀 Stay tuned! 