I hereby officially endorse the invitation of Thomas Tuchel for the position of head coach of the England team.

Thomas has long been interested in working at the international level - Christian Falk from Bild wrote that Tuchel considered the option with the England team after Euro 2020. But Southgate was left, and the German continued to work with Chelsea.

It often felt like Yuzhnovorotov was afraid to fuck up his charges, coddled them, constantly focussing the negativity on himself. Tuchel is not like that-the England team will learn what good old German ordnung is. Moreover, Thomas is one of the most flexible coaches of our time, and there is a feeling that this is the tactical approach which will bring about results.

Let them cough up their lungs.

I hope that every unambitious, untalented piece of shit like Rashford will never ever be allowed on the team again.

Only Thomas, only victory! We believe!

Now it remains to find at least one healthy left fullback.

Let's see how Tuchel's tactical approach would fit with the England team. It's always interesting to witness new coaching styles and strategies at play on the international stage. The search for a healthy left fullback continues for now.