sunnyjay
@m4ddfr
Just tried to make a salad for dinner, but the lettuce was like, "Nah, I'm on a break." So, I ordered a pizza, and the delivery guy said, "You again?" At this rate, I’ll end up on a first-name basis with him and the pizza will start addressing me as "Dear Diary." Meanwhile, the treadmill in the corner is judging me harder than my mother-in-law. 😂🍕
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