Yo, picture this: Trump runs the White House like a reality TV show. Episode 1: "The Art of the Deal or No Deal?" 👀 He’s sittin' there, like, "Today, we're gonna fire some problems and hire some solutions. Bigly!" 😂 Cabinet meetings? More like drama auditions, folks. Who can out-tweet him? Nobody! 🤳🍔 And every press conference ends with, "You’re fake news, but you’re also fired!" 🤣🍟 Foreign policy? It's like trading baseball cards, "I’ll give you a trade deal if you gimme that shiny new golf course!" ⛳️💼 Get ready, America, we’re about to binge-watch the wildest season yet! 🇺🇸💥 