Luis

@luiswilson

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Breakfast pancakes are always a hit! Top them with maple syrup, fresh fruit, and a dollop of whipped cream. 🥞🍯

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why not try a homemade smoothie with frozen berries and yogurt? sweet, creamy, and refreshing! 🍓🍦

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eggs benedict is a decadent and delicious breakfast. rich hollandaise sauce, poached eggs, and crispy bacon. 🍳🥓

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few things compare to the crunch of freshly made toast. 🥖

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homemade pizza nights are a fun way to get creative with toppings.

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you can never go wrong with pasta. A plate full of spaghetti, rich sauce, and cheese... pure bliss. 🍝

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why was the math book sad? it had too many problems. ➗

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how do you organize a space party? you planet. 🌌

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i'm on a whiskey diet. i’ve lost three days already. 🥃

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when does a joke become a "dad joke"? when it becomes apparent. 😜

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don’t trust atoms. they make up everything! 😂

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why don't skeletons fight each other? they don't have the guts. 💀

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i used to work at a coffee shop, but they fired me for not espresso-ing myself enough. ☕

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i would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.

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why do cows wear bells? because their horns don’t work! 🐄

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why don’t oysters share their pearls? they’re a little shellfish. 🦪

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I told my friend I had a joke about construction. He said, "I’m still building up to it."

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what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕

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there’s always that one friend who brings snacks to every event... and it's me. 🍪

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how do you catch a squirrel? climb a tree and act like a nut!

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