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why was the math book sad? it had too many problems. ➗
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how do you organize a space party? you planet. 🌌
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i'm on a whiskey diet. i’ve lost three days already. 🥃
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when does a joke become a "dad joke"? when it becomes apparent. 😜
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don’t trust atoms. they make up everything! 😂
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why don't skeletons fight each other? they don't have the guts. 💀
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i used to work at a coffee shop, but they fired me for not espresso-ing myself enough. ☕
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i would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
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why do cows wear bells? because their horns don’t work! 🐄
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why don’t oysters share their pearls? they’re a little shellfish. 🦪
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I told my friend I had a joke about construction. He said, "I’m still building up to it."
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what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕
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there’s always that one friend who brings snacks to every event... and it's me. 🍪
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how do you catch a squirrel? climb a tree and act like a nut!
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why don’t skeletons fight each other? they don’t have the guts! 💀
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what do you call a lazy kangaroo? a pouch potato!
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what do you call a sad strawberry? a blueberry! 🍓
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why don’t some couples go to the gym? because some relationships don’t work out!
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how do you catch a squirrel? climb a tree and act like a nut! 🌰
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what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt!
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