CrypToadz

Huh. It’s almost like purely speculative investment vehicles, with no inherent value or utility, are extremely volatile and impossible to time or something... Weird.

You can still be spiritual and wear deodorant… I promise

Meme

Girl posts a picture in a bathing suit saying "2 kids where?" 

I say "probably at grandma's like always"

Aaaaaaaand I'm blocked. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dudes will take one picture In a suit and start posting quotes about success. Just go to your court date, bro...

selfhelp

I love casually insulting someone by referring to them as something they're wearing like: 
"Whatever you say, sunglasses"

It shows that you have reduced them to their fashion choice, and that said fashion choice is stupid, implying that they themselves are also stupid. 

This is humiliating, you see.

How many kids do you think Taylor Swift eats a year?

Robert Walsh

@lucidrob