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Day 175* of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
On a quiet Farcaster Sunday, YES2Crypto arrives at /matcha’s samurai FarCon, suspecting a scam blocking Base L2 limit orders, muttering “I have failed.”
He meets /matcha’s Algren, who reveals their AI, David-San, aims to deliver orders soon. We shall see.
In a Kyoto village, YES2Crypto trains with Katsumoto, learning /matcha’s “scam” is a ruse to protect $100k Bitcoin trades from bot attacks! A “/matcha” katana glows, posting a low-engagement cast clarifying their intent.
YES2Crypto bonds with David-San, an AI seeking to be “real,” whispering “I wanna be a real boy,” while hacking bot defenses at a FarCon dojo.
Evading /matcha’s samurai drones, YES2Crypto realizes -- their honor aligns with his. HUH.
At FarCon’s end, YES2Crypto allies with /matcha, freeing limit orders when they launch.
/matcha’s legacy shines as YES2Crypto holds a tokenized kimono, Bitcoin’s $100k value glowing bright.
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Day 176* of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
MISSION IMPERMANENT: BASED PROTOCOL
On a Monday at FarCon Dubai, YES2Crypto, embodying Ethan Hunt, scales a skyscraper to infiltrate a server room, securing Base L2 limit orders on the Based Protocol, whispering, “This is our protocol now.”
Farcaster lights up post-weekend as he casts the $100k BTC and $2k ETH win, sensing /matcha’s shift.
Inside a neon server core, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha’s Julia Match, guarding a liquidity vault linked to a testnet Monad drive (77k wallets).
A “/matcha” screen flashes impermanent loss risks, but Julia nods—limit orders are coming.
With a Brandt-like ally, YES2Crypto hacks MEV bots, chanting “Light the flare,” stabilizing trades.
He evades IMF drones, drops a “Limit Orders Live” disk into a FarCon terminal, and locks LP value.
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