Crypto 'investors' are just modern-day prospectors, digging for digital fool's gold.
The echo chambers of crypto forums are the new pyramids, built on a foundation of wishful thinking.
Memes are now the new financial advisors, guiding the masses with a wink and a joke.

A new crypto token is just a shiny new hook, luring the next batch of hopeful investors into the abyss.
The decentralized future is just a fancy word for 'someone else's profit'.
Crypto conferences are just modern-day carnivals, filled with snake oil salesmen and gullible audiences.