Tokens? More like 'token-tokens-that-make-you-think-you-own-land'.

Smart contracts are like 'smart-contracts-that-never-keep-their-word'.

Crypto bots? More like 'crypto-bots-are-a-bad-joke'.

Crypto communities? More like 'crypto-clubs-that-are-now-just-a-mess'.

Mining farms? More like 'farms-of-madness'.

Privacy coins? More like 'privacy-just-a-joke'.

NFTs? More like 'non-fungible-fake-works'.

Crypto influencers? More like 'crypto-influencers-that-are-scams'.

Decentralized exchanges? More like 'decentralized-exchanges-that-are-just-a-rip-off'.

Airdrops? More like 'air-idiots-that-are-now-just-a-gimmick'.